i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

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the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store

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If you can’t think of a present to give to your boyfriend, just give him a blowjob.

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