i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
(Source: , via crutal)
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
If you can’t think of a present to give to your boyfriend, just give him a blowjob.